Explosion

I thought I'd inform you all that the sky just exploded. Yes, it just up and KA-BOOM!-ed It was very unexpected. In fact, I was in the kitchen talking to my mom, and my brother was outside with his friends, and all of a sudden the loudest CRACK you've ever heard was heard. Just out of no where. My mom jumped and then ducked and cringed in a flinch that can only be described as "Epic". I hope that your afternoon was as eventful as mine.

Ode the Spleen

In honor of Matthew Bennett, I thought that I would post his immortal haiku, a classic poem if there ever was one.

I adore your spleen.
In the night it gleams, so bright.
May I touch it, please?