Explosion

I thought I'd inform you all that the sky just exploded. Yes, it just up and KA-BOOM!-ed It was very unexpected. In fact, I was in the kitchen talking to my mom, and my brother was outside with his friends, and all of a sudden the loudest CRACK you've ever heard was heard. Just out of no where. My mom jumped and then ducked and cringed in a flinch that can only be described as "Epic". I hope that your afternoon was as eventful as mine.

Ode the Spleen

In honor of Matthew Bennett, I thought that I would post his immortal haiku, a classic poem if there ever was one.

I adore your spleen.
In the night it gleams, so bright.
May I touch it, please?

DepHYYYYPPPPPERRRRRR!!!

Did I fool you with the title? HAHAHAHA! So, as you can tell I'm depressed :(.... JK I'M HYPERRRRRRR!!!! I'm going to run away from zombies now lol see? So, I'm running away bye lol

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"When you have to take a leap of faith, remember- Do it feet first. There just might be some concrete at the bottom" -Gareth Torakson

Sup?

Sup? So, today, why not talk about (I lost the game) the skittles and m&ms conflict.
Both sides have become angry, and dangerous. Personally, I side with the skittles. The skittles and m&m's are fighting over something. But, that something I have no idea what it beeth. So, therefore, I will just call it something. This something is greatly important to them. So great that they kill each other over it. Just yesterday, the skittles launched an air raid on the capitol
 of the M&M country. This greatly offended the m&ms,so, the brown ones got together, and through like five chocolate nukes at the skittle country (because the skittles hate chocolate) thus coating the inhabitants thereof with a chocolate 'goop'. Now the skittles are planning their revenge as we speak...
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"When you have to take a leap of faith, remember- Do it feet first. There just might be some concrete at the bottom" -Gareth Torakson

HELLO WORLD!

HEYO! This is the Jarom! Master of Games, Student of Mythology, and Writer of Poems, Songs, Scripts, and Stories. I'm the brains of this Random Quad. (No, not really...) And I'm here to share the utter randomness with YOU! Isn't that exciting? See you around!

Death to Rebirth

So, I guess this blog died. Yeah, it's not a guess. It did. So, therefore and here hence, I will work and strive to bring it to rebirth. I'm just going to be my normal self, because that fits with the blog name. Therefore, yeah.
Summer has started, and therefore fun times will be spent. I guess I'll talk about yesterday... *Flashback*

So, yesterday starts, I'm bored. Come 11:20 Ryan and I want to hang out but neither of our parents are home. So, we decide to walk up to the magical soda vending machine next to the church. We each buy two sodas, and drink them as we walk around. We walk to Jeremiahs house (and he can't hang till 1:00ish, so, we sit in front of his house for about 10 minutes. Not surprisingly, we get bored, so we walk again. We cross 4800 west, and walk around down there. 12:30 comes and we head back to Jeremiahs house. We get there at 12:59 and make Jeremiah wait to let us in till 1:00 sharp. So we come in. Alex comes over later, and we decide to make a gaffer, so our movies will have better sound quality. I became GAFFER DUDE! Meaning I probably won't be in anymore movies, but that's no loss really, cause my acting sucks. So, I guess that's it. So long and be yourself! YOUR CRAZY SELF!

More Random Speaking

By Jeremiah and Jarom.
me: hi
6:10 PM Jarom: Sup?
me: whoah
what's that mean?
6:11 PM Jarom: It's called a contraction.
Like Don't is a contraction of Do Not.
And Y
me: Oh
Jarom: And Y'all is a contraction of You All
me: Why not
Jarom: 'Sup is a contraction of What's Up?
me: oh
6:12 PM I thought you said it was a contraction of don't and y'all
Jarom: I never said that.
me: ok
Jarom: I said Don't and Y'all are contractions.
me: oh
so 'sup is a contraction of two contractions?
Jarom: No.
I just told you that I never said that.
6:13 PM me: you just did
I can say it too
"that."
Jarom: I never said that Don't and Y'all contract to anything.
'Sup is a contraction of What's up.
me: oh
I finally understand
6:14 PM Anything
Anything!
ANYTHING!
That means Do not you all.
Jarom: Lesson 2:
Anything is a Compound Word.
me: Because anything is a contraction of Don't and Y'all
and don't and y'all is a contraction of do not you all
Jarom: No, because I never said that.
me: yes you did
6:15 PM "Don't and Y'all contract to anything."
Jarom: No.
Read the entire sentance Jeremiah, and not just part of it.
I know you may find it hard, but you have to do it.
me: it
it
it
That's not hard@!
6:16 PM Jarom: "I never said that Don't and Y'all contract to anything."
me: oh
Well it's not hard to do it
watch
it
See! That was easy!
Jarom: It is not a proper sentance, Jeremiah.
6:17 PM me: yes
it is not
the funny thing is
"Proper Sentence." is not a proper sentence!
Jarom: I'm getting tired of this.
me: isn't that weird?
Jarom: not really.
me: just like palindrome isn't a palindrome!
6:18 PM Wheover invented these things was dumb.
Jarom: Contraption isn't a contraption
Compound Word isn't a Compoud Word.
These things are quite common and normal, and so not wierd.
me: THEY ARE VERY WEIRD!
6:19 PM the new word for palindrome as of now is "bob".
6:20 PM Jarom: Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
me: THAT"S MY HOUSE!
You just described my house perfectly.
Well done.
6:21 PM Jarom: He he...
You know that Poli is latin for "Many"
And Tics are bloodsucking creatures.
So what are Politics?
me: I"VE HEARD THAT 5439 times.
6:22 PM Jarom: Has Evan told you the Pro and Con one?
me: yep
pro is the opposite of con
and congress has con
so congress is the opposite of progress
and digress is the opposite of idgress
6:23 PM and bobgress is the opposite of bobgress
because bob is a bob
Jarom: Only in America does every single toaster have a setting so high it burns the toast to a terrible crisp which no decent human being would eat.
me: I love eating toasters.

Me=Jeremiah