More Random Speaking

By Jeremiah and Jarom.
me: hi
6:10 PM Jarom: Sup?
me: whoah
what's that mean?
6:11 PM Jarom: It's called a contraction.
Like Don't is a contraction of Do Not.
And Y
me: Oh
Jarom: And Y'all is a contraction of You All
me: Why not
Jarom: 'Sup is a contraction of What's Up?
me: oh
6:12 PM I thought you said it was a contraction of don't and y'all
Jarom: I never said that.
me: ok
Jarom: I said Don't and Y'all are contractions.
me: oh
so 'sup is a contraction of two contractions?
Jarom: No.
I just told you that I never said that.
6:13 PM me: you just did
I can say it too
"that."
Jarom: I never said that Don't and Y'all contract to anything.
'Sup is a contraction of What's up.
me: oh
I finally understand
6:14 PM Anything
Anything!
ANYTHING!
That means Do not you all.
Jarom: Lesson 2:
Anything is a Compound Word.
me: Because anything is a contraction of Don't and Y'all
and don't and y'all is a contraction of do not you all
Jarom: No, because I never said that.
me: yes you did
6:15 PM "Don't and Y'all contract to anything."
Jarom: No.
Read the entire sentance Jeremiah, and not just part of it.
I know you may find it hard, but you have to do it.
me: it
it
it
That's not hard@!
6:16 PM Jarom: "I never said that Don't and Y'all contract to anything."
me: oh
Well it's not hard to do it
watch
it
See! That was easy!
Jarom: It is not a proper sentance, Jeremiah.
6:17 PM me: yes
it is not
the funny thing is
"Proper Sentence." is not a proper sentence!
Jarom: I'm getting tired of this.
me: isn't that weird?
Jarom: not really.
me: just like palindrome isn't a palindrome!
6:18 PM Wheover invented these things was dumb.
Jarom: Contraption isn't a contraption
Compound Word isn't a Compoud Word.
These things are quite common and normal, and so not wierd.
me: THEY ARE VERY WEIRD!
6:19 PM the new word for palindrome as of now is "bob".
6:20 PM Jarom: Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
me: THAT"S MY HOUSE!
You just described my house perfectly.
Well done.
6:21 PM Jarom: He he...
You know that Poli is latin for "Many"
And Tics are bloodsucking creatures.
So what are Politics?
me: I"VE HEARD THAT 5439 times.
6:22 PM Jarom: Has Evan told you the Pro and Con one?
me: yep
pro is the opposite of con
and congress has con
so congress is the opposite of progress
and digress is the opposite of idgress
6:23 PM and bobgress is the opposite of bobgress
because bob is a bob
Jarom: Only in America does every single toaster have a setting so high it burns the toast to a terrible crisp which no decent human being would eat.
me: I love eating toasters.

Me=Jeremiah