BANANAS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have you ever realized how wonderful bananas are? Well, I have. Bananas are amazing. They are big, purple, and have milk gushing out of their eyes! *Hysterical Laughter* *Cough* Sorry, bananas drive me bonkers. So, here's *drum roll* BANANAS!!!!

Banana 1: Standard issue. About 6 in. in length. Curved slightly, and yellow. Often seen being held by a monkey. Danger Issue: People can slip and fall on banana peels, resulting in a painful fall, and once in awhile, a causality. Causalities happen mainly on cliffs though, so, they are very rare.

Banana 2: Standard size. Curved. Blue. Danger: These bananas are cold and can give you frost bite. Also beware the frosty fangs.

Banana 3: Huge. Purple. Pink Spots. Danger: Poisonous milk gushing out of its eyes.

Banana 4: Huge. Purple. Orange Spots. Danger: Acidic milk gushing out of its eyes.

That's your bananas of the day. Have a banaitacal day!