More Random Speaking

By Jeremiah and Jarom.
me: hi
6:10 PM Jarom: Sup?
me: whoah
what's that mean?
6:11 PM Jarom: It's called a contraction.
Like Don't is a contraction of Do Not.
And Y
me: Oh
Jarom: And Y'all is a contraction of You All
me: Why not
Jarom: 'Sup is a contraction of What's Up?
me: oh
6:12 PM I thought you said it was a contraction of don't and y'all
Jarom: I never said that.
me: ok
Jarom: I said Don't and Y'all are contractions.
me: oh
so 'sup is a contraction of two contractions?
Jarom: No.
I just told you that I never said that.
6:13 PM me: you just did
I can say it too
"that."
Jarom: I never said that Don't and Y'all contract to anything.
'Sup is a contraction of What's up.
me: oh
I finally understand
6:14 PM Anything
Anything!
ANYTHING!
That means Do not you all.
Jarom: Lesson 2:
Anything is a Compound Word.
me: Because anything is a contraction of Don't and Y'all
and don't and y'all is a contraction of do not you all
Jarom: No, because I never said that.
me: yes you did
6:15 PM "Don't and Y'all contract to anything."
Jarom: No.
Read the entire sentance Jeremiah, and not just part of it.
I know you may find it hard, but you have to do it.
me: it
it
it
That's not hard@!
6:16 PM Jarom: "I never said that Don't and Y'all contract to anything."
me: oh
Well it's not hard to do it
watch
it
See! That was easy!
Jarom: It is not a proper sentance, Jeremiah.
6:17 PM me: yes
it is not
the funny thing is
"Proper Sentence." is not a proper sentence!
Jarom: I'm getting tired of this.
me: isn't that weird?
Jarom: not really.
me: just like palindrome isn't a palindrome!
6:18 PM Wheover invented these things was dumb.
Jarom: Contraption isn't a contraption
Compound Word isn't a Compoud Word.
These things are quite common and normal, and so not wierd.
me: THEY ARE VERY WEIRD!
6:19 PM the new word for palindrome as of now is "bob".
6:20 PM Jarom: Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
me: THAT"S MY HOUSE!
You just described my house perfectly.
Well done.
6:21 PM Jarom: He he...
You know that Poli is latin for "Many"
And Tics are bloodsucking creatures.
So what are Politics?
me: I"VE HEARD THAT 5439 times.
6:22 PM Jarom: Has Evan told you the Pro and Con one?
me: yep
pro is the opposite of con
and congress has con
so congress is the opposite of progress
and digress is the opposite of idgress
6:23 PM and bobgress is the opposite of bobgress
because bob is a bob
Jarom: Only in America does every single toaster have a setting so high it burns the toast to a terrible crisp which no decent human being would eat.
me: I love eating toasters.

Me=Jeremiah

Random Speaking!

This is how me and Jeremiah talk!
Jeremiah: hi
me: hey
5 minutes
6:57 PM Jeremiah: well, back onto the topic of squishy spagetthi...
6:58 PM me: Ok, I like squishy spagethi, the hard stuff isn't that great.
Jeremiah: yeah
Hard spaghetti is just gross
me: Speaking of which, I had spaghetti last night for dinner, we made it for ym, it was good
6:59 PM Jeremiah: cool
me: yeah, I didn't see you cleaning around the church last night
7:00 PM Jeremiah: you didn't
me: nope
Jeremiah: I didn't see you either
but I was there
me: I was by the kitchen, ok
I saw hunter there, he came and talked with us, and ate with us
Jeremiah: I saw the table with people by it
cool
me: Ok, I was over there
yeah
How are you?
Jeremiah: great
me: Thats greatly fantastic
7:01 PM Jeremiah: how are you this finely great day?
me: I'm pretty good, thanks for asking
Jeremiah: you are welcomitized
me: so, now what?
7:02 PM Jeremiah: bananas
me: With milk gushing out of their eyes!
Jeremiah: YEAGH
7:03 PM me: YEAH!!!!!!!!!
7:06 PM Jeremiah: WE SHOULD GO BOWLING FOR WORMS!
OR TREES!
OR FIREWORKS FOR THAT MATTER!
7:07 PM me: We should, what time do you want to do it?
Jeremiah: japan time
me: Ok, where do you want to do it? Japan?
7:08 PM Jeremiah: no
Chinaland
me: o, ok, Chinaland it is!
7:09 PM posted on my blog!
Jeremiah: ok
me: Lets blow for Nitroglicern Capsuls
7:11 PM Jeremiah: NITROGEN CAPHEADS IT IS!
me: Sweet! We can watch them go BOOM BADA BOOM!
Jeremiah: YEAHSQUISH!
7:12 PM me: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Jeremiah: HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!
me: MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jeremiah: GIBBLE SQUISH!
7:13 PM me: SQUISHY GIBBLE BANANA!
Jeremiah: BOB
Oh
I forgot to tell you
You know palindromes?
me: think so, why
Jeremiah: words that are the same forwards and backwards
me: yeah
Jeremiah: well, I thought that the word "palindrome" doesn't describe them well enough
because palindrome isn't the same forward and backward
7:14 PM So the new word for palindrome is "bob"
me: awesome! Did you know Race Car is a palindrome?
Jeremiah: no it isn't
Race car is a bob
me: There is also another huge long one, like five words long, and it's a bob
sorry
7:15 PM Jeremiah: yeah
English is fun
let's conjugate tree frogs!
me: LETS!
Jeremiah: YES!
7:16 PM me: ok
7:18 PM So, speaking of milk, do you like dog spaghetti hair with choclate dressing ontop. With Candle wax to drink?
Jeremiah: yes
that is my favorite meal
me: Same here!

Me=Me, Garrett